Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
Change is unknown territory And materialism is the attempt To map the entire territory So that nothing can change Cyberspace then takes the frozen t…
Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have
