Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…
In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics
All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
