Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The dark side of the Force Is the force of habit The light side of the Force Is the force of habit

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

Much like God created the univers… Where before there was no universe… In this universe we find patterns Where, upon first glance There are no apparent patterns, ju…

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked