The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about
Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill
When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars