My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds

Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

I want what you want so I want a cow

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

It’s always darkest before the yawn