The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn
In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral
Read between the lines: We are behind enemy lines
