If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go
There was a time when fools managed perceptions in order to manage reality, realists managed perceptions because they couldn’t manage reali…
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type
