I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together