Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
