If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice
When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works
A civilization requires a high degree of both technological and cultural develop… So what do you call it when technological development
I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it
Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting