Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said: