In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past