All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

But surely, you’ve noticed by now That all progress is incremental Across increments of time Because all progress is time-bound And the unfolding of time

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty