Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Antizionism feels powerful Because it claims the authority Of giving permission to hate But the feeling is soon vanquished Requiring another hit of hate

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs