While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
