Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

God is the world’s only super-bower

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work