There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…