Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

The truth staring us in the face Is always our own reflection– Seeing ourselves backwards Providing just enough distance For us to acknowledge the truth

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

As ever There is the easy way And the hard way The hard way Is being condemned to a freedom

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe