The best way to control somebody Is to divide the mind from the bod… Because the body is where the soul…

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat