We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

God is equal parts Ardor and candor But we can’t get a handle on True love

I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food