The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting