It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?
Inside the hierarchy Humiliation is both a warning That there are no individuals with… And a reminder That your place in the group is at…
At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation
The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
Thesis: I think it through to see it throu… Antithesis: I think it through to see through… Synthesis:
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
God is the world’s only super-bower
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
