Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

If Meta has its way Meta will be to the metaverse as God is to the universe Of course if you look God in the face

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…