When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
