So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

The free food programs during the pandemic were great So, to compensate people began to ration love

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service