Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…