Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive