The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
They call it open heart surgery But no one says open brain surgery Because, by default Our minds are closed And the only way to change minds
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat
I remember saying to myself Okay, this is it the moment of truths
In a great leap forward Nanotech reduced life To avoiding death By turning life Into a video game
