When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into

Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

Heads you take the risk Tails I take the reward i.e., Out of many risks, one fortune

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety