Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

Our civilization has gotten around God’s injunction to be our brother… by being our little brother’s book…

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…