The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of

God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

In the final battle between Good and Evil both sides were allowed but one weapon Good didn’t think twice;