You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Love may never win but love always ties

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness