It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

There was always an urn on the man… made from terra cotta Little then did I know it was for the remains of the persona non gra…

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine