When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be