In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…