I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws
I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right
In this, the year of efficiency AI chatbots exposed a deficiency Because there’s nothing worse In the known metaverse Than a lingering sense of self-suf…
Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
