Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
We have passed from an age of temporary solutions for permanent… consider religion and death– to an era of permanent solutions for temporary…
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden
Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
