After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

You’ll know the movement for justice has ceased when everyone and everything comes to a standstill

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.