What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

If you cut off an arm you are left with a stump to which you affix a prosthetic If you cut off a face you are left with a mask

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

When Mao said “Everything under heaven is in utt… he went on to kill 60 million of h… When Xi Jinping said “Everything under surveillance is…

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

By keeping us on screen text messages, direct messages, et… are always mixed messages of the Trust, but verify