Saying Get out of your comfort zone to an American is like telling a turtle to get out of its shell
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
When a tone deaf authority insists you watch your tone it’s because they would never ask you to do something they aren’t already doing themselv…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
Your search for a vein is now done in vain under the soft tyranny of wireless narcotics in whose touchless embrace
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak
If a time traveler got out of his… Here and now He’d surely say “You cannot be serious” Because serious people
