I’ve been racking my brains for the perfect response to accusations of perfectionism only to land at a conundrum: a confession of false modesty is

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

People complain that Jews stick t… In spite of, or, more likely, beca… That it is why Jews are still her… And always will be Jews stick together because

Solitary confinement is cruel and unusual punishment which is why they lock the cell but if they put you in solitary confinement

All dressed down with nowhere to go

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death