Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
