Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

When we restrict someone’s space i… we say that they are doing time implying that the rest of us are doing spacetime You do time

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…