The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say
The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
There Is Always Room For
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways
We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief
