If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

You are a rope which The devil has tied up in knots Only God can help you Untie the knots When you unfurl

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small

People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…