Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief

Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

We’re running out of time Because we’re running So walk, don’t run For though we have no time to wast… Haste still makes waste

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

In the new version of Heads I win, tails you lose People hate to be wrong But love to apologize And if you accept their apology