Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

It was always an intriguing though… to imagine knowing the date of you… until AI in a thought experiment of its own reimagined death

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar

How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you