The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible