I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

It’s true that some people have al… But it’s not dumb luck that nobody… The way it works is that People get as much truth as they c… And the rest of their load is good…

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

I had previously asserted that The only thing bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me This remains the case But I would add that

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…