Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
