Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors

Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet

The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…