There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it