In banishing fear of the unknown By knowing it all Our risk is only greater Because now It’s the devil you know

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know

I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…

We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

It turns out that the afterlife is only as long as you can keep the exit interview go…

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

In boxing you can be the real champ by beating the man who beat the man Just so

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt