It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The realist doesn’t look at clouds… that describes the escapist The realist looks at clouds and se… from her childhood

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…