It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod

Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…