It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…

I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious