By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
If you Buy it You might Like it
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do
When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place
I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
