When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode
It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
