There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool
