Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

Nothing in life is guaranteed Because God is guaranteed

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it

The tough part about loving someon… is that connection supports autono… It’s tough to love someone enough to grant them their freedom and you can only do so

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution