I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
