Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

If you have to ask how much pursuing it will cost you then you’ve already given way on your desire

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

I have a tendency to overreact When people tell me to get lost By taking them literally and serio… Which is literally how I found Go… Seriously!

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way