When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead