I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

As the world closed in the Pollyanna sought safety in numbers only to find herself taking a number

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

More than anything else They want to kill Jews Because More than anything else They need to be right