Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
My mistake was Worrying they would throw me to th… Which is how wolves in sheep’s clo… Herd sheep I only escaped when I learned
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
